I Bonded a Tech System – Turns Out My 'Apprentice' Androids Are Mechanical Gods

I bonded a universal tech system. My newbie gift pack? A planet-killer cannon blueprint I can't even use. With my last points, I bought two "apprentice‑level" androids. Then they hand‑crafted a ultra‑precision spindle from scrap metal, faked a breakdown with a hammer to fool enemy spies, and diagnosed a $10M machine with one look: "3,000 RPM, crash." Now I'm pretty sure I adopted two mechanical gods. The year Huawei got cut off from chips, I bonded a universal tech system. Thought I was about to take over the world — but the system is a total scam. A planet‑killer cannon blueprint that's useless, and they only offer 500 points to buy it back. So I gritted my teeth and spent my last points on two "apprentice‑level" androids. Then my worldview shattered — Machine broke down? My "apprentice" grabbed some scrap iron and an old lathe, then hand‑crafted a brand new spindle. Precision? Crushed the original. Enemy spy came to scope us out? My apprentice picked up a hammer, banged on the machine like a maniac. The spy reported I was bankrupt. Meanwhile, we'd already built over a hundred units. Multi‑million dollar equipment site. Foreign experts laughed at us for being country bumpkins. My apprentice took one look: "3,000 RPM. Crash." The experts turned to stone. Hey system, come explain — is your "apprentice" just some mechanical god slumming it on Earth? Chip blockade? Lithography machines? Yeah, my two "apprentices" said they'll hand‑craft one next week. Just watch.