Cultivation‑Recharge System: My Pills and Treasures All Come With Bizarre Side Effects.

Lin Fan transmigrates into the cultivation‑focused world of Tianyuan Continent and awakens an eccentric Merchant System. Instead of granting him cultivation power directly, the system requires spirit‑stone recharges to unlock and raise his strength. To gather enough spirit stones, Lin Fan takes up vending and sets up a stall, selling pills and artifacts generated by the system. While these treasures boast formidable combat performance, their side‑effects grow increasingly absurd: pills cause excessive flatulence and drastic personality shifts; straw sandals deliver nitrogen‑fueled bursts powered by foot odor; a cloak transforms into a dog and flees the moment danger arises. Within the market of Azure Cloud Sect, he runs his stall from a pedal‑powered tricycle, loudly peddling a top‑grade fairy’s defensive bellyband capable of blocking one fatal strike, sparking countless hilarious farces. Faced with furious complaints from customers, Lin Fan remains unapologetic — he never uses these items himself, so he never suffers their side‑effects. Though his own cultivation remains unactivated, he commands innate companion treasures and enjoys protection from a peak Tribulation‑Transcending realm bodyguard. Selling pills and artifacts is only his primary business. He also offers services including kidnapping, robbery and extortion. Cultivators who come to confront him go from cursing the crooked merchant to begging for mercy in the next breath. Everyone across the cultivation world cries out in their hearts: Sir, please, run a proper business!