I hijacked the imperial princess on her wedding night and built my own paradise in ancient China.

Time-traveling county lord crashes royal wedding, becomes targeted by the emperor, protected by five great clans, and chased by a princess in disguise. Wei Wuxian wakes up in Tang Dynasty China as a lowly county magistrate. His only plan? Lay low, farm some land, and build a quiet little paradise far from court drama. Then he crashes a wedding banquet — and accidentally replaces the royal son-in-law on his wedding night, becoming "husband" to Princess Changle. It only gets weirder. Wei Zheng, the imperial court's most feared verbal assassin, publicly claims Wei Wuxian as his long-lost illegitimate son. The emperor? Wants him skinned alive. The princess's father-in-law? Ready to murder him. But the five great noble clans? They're forming a human shield to protect him. Meanwhile, the princess herself is hiding her identity and chasing after him. The retired emperor Emperor Emeritus sneaks out of the palace to cry about being locked up — all he wants is someone to play cricket fights with. And Wei Zheng keeps trying to recruit his "son" into a father-son roast battle squad aimed at the throne. Laughs, role reversals, harem chaos, and a sharp-tongued county magistrate who turns the Tang Dynasty upside down — one accidental wedding night at a time.